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It's a feature, not a bug
Gaslighting Your PM
Works as designed
Gaslighting Your PM
Just mass assign everything
Copying from Stack Overflow
I have no idea what this does
Copying from Stack Overflow
She said the prompt was just for work
CuckEngineering
Watching your codebase get merged by another dev
CuckEngineering
Senior dev reviews your PR
Surviving Code Reviews
Why did you do it this way?
Surviving Code Reviews
npm install left-pad
10000 Dependencies
node_modules weighs 2GB
10000 Dependencies
I'll add tests later
Test-Driven Excuses
Coverage is just a number
Test-Driven Excuses
SELECT * FROM production
Oops I Dropped the Database
WHERE backup = false
Oops I Dropped the Database
It works on my machine
Fixing Bugs in Production
YOLO deployments
Fixing Bugs in Production
Async/await solves everything
Callback Hell Survivor
.then().then().then().catch()
Callback Hell Survivor
Let me just refactor this real quick
Refactoring Forever
The feature can wait
Refactoring Forever
This meeting could've been an email
Agile Standup Suffering
15 minutes my ass
Agile Standup Suffering